Naughty Mr & Mrs Claus
Santa's lost his suit.
So has Mrs Claus. Hang the cheeky pair on the tree and wait for Nan to notice.
From $15Mr, Mrs, or the pair
The reel
Nan found him.
She gasped. Then she went back for Mrs Claus. Christmas lunch, sorted.
Get the pairHow it goes down
Three steps to a Christmas lunch nobody forgets.
- Hang Mr Claus.
Eye level, front of the tree. Hat doing its best work.
- Wait for Nan.
Could be five minutes, could be pudding. You'll hear it.
- Hang Mrs Claus next to him.
Now he's got company. Wink optional, strongly encouraged.
Up close
Meet the Clauses.
The tree and lunch shots are AI-styled scenes. The white-background shots are the supplier's product photos.
Quick facts
- Sizes: 8 cm tall (normal ornament size) or 5 cm (small)
- Material: ABS plastic with a clay look, per the supplier
- Loop on top for hanging. No batteries, nothing electric
- Delivery: free on orders $49+, otherwise $6.95. Usually 10 to 20 business days, may arrive in a separate parcel
- Returns: 30-day change of mind if unused, plus your rights under the Australian Consumer Law
Question first? Email hello@larrikingoods.com
Fair questions.
Is it rude?
Cheeky, not crude. Mr Claus covers up with his Santa hat and Mrs Claus with her hands, so nothing's actually on show. Still, it's grown-up humour, so know your audience.
How big are they?
Pick 8 cm (a normal tree-ornament size) or 5 cm (small, good for a little tree or a gift tag). The 2-pack is one Mr and one Mrs in the same size.
Are they OK around kids?
They're a decoration, not a toy, with small parts. Hang them up high and keep them away from small kids. Whether the bigger kids should see them is your call.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Delivery usually takes 10 to 20 business days. Order by Friday 13 November for the best chance before Christmas. It may come in a separate parcel to the rest of your order.
What if I don't like it?
30-day change of mind if it's unused, and anything faulty is sorted under the Australian Consumer Law. See returns.
Complete the gag gift
Go the whole hog.
We're a small Aussie shop that reckons Christmas could use a bit more cheek. Hope these get a laugh at your place.Cheers, Jayme